Santa’s GOP Voyage
By Bob Frump
Santa packed up his sleigh
Every gift and crate
His GPS went wacky though:
He cruised the Republican debate
Cruz was first to see him
And pointed up on high.
“If he doesn’t have a visa,
“He has no right to fly!”
Rubio chimed in the chorus
Said, “Cruz are you that dense?
“Your policy won’t work. We need a higher fence.”
The Donald looked through his toupee
Said, “Clearly we are wronged
“This old man’s growing fat on us
“And we all have been schlonged.
The voice of reason came that day
From someone known as rude
Said Christie “Let him land you guys
“He may be packing food.”